Date: 10th October 2001

J-Lo Escapes Death By Anthrax

Following an anthrax scare, in the form of a love letter addressed to Jennifer Lopez, the star has stated she will not be upping her security, or let the event ruin her happiness as a newly-wed.

Employees as a publishing company, who handled the letter, were exposed to the potentially deadly virus, contained in a soapy, powdery package.

Recent Anthrax cases have included 63 year old Bob Stevens, who received the Anthrax virus at work, unfortunately he died from Anthrax inhalation, though confirmation of cause of death is due, pending further enquiries.