Date: 3rd September 2001
CATHERINE ZETA JONES's decision to quit Hollywood for Bermuda has been met with a hostile reaction from residents of the island. The Welsh MASK OF ZORRO, the (1998) actress wants to raise her son DYLAN in the tropical paradise and has already bought a house there with husband MICHAEL DOUGLAS - but she needn't expect a warm welcome from Bermudian Minister of Parliament (MP) DALE BUTLER, according to British tabloid DAILY MIRROR.
The politician is less than fond of European women, and has told the HOUSE OF ASSEMBLY, "They are arrogant, plain, fail to wear deodorant and don't know how to wear make-up. " (KW/WNTMI/PDD)