For all of its eye-pinging bells and ticket-inflating whistles, modern 3D has yet to have its Jolson Sings! moment — a display which sizes up the possibilities of said technological breakthrough, boldly hurdles the gap, and forcibly shifts the paradigm. Midway through Piranha 3D, there’s a scene where two pneumatic bikini models nudely cavort underwater for at least a solid minute, to the strains of classical music. Welcome to the future, fellow travelers.
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