Home Purchasing Club



Home Purchasing Club, a web comedy series that spoofs Home shopping channels. Check it out here: www.BuyHPC.com


Home Purchasing Club Episode Guide

Episode 1
Men’s Grooming Kit – 11/27/06
Have a funky fanny? Check out this Value of the Week to groom yourself or a man you love!

Episode 2
Baby No Go -12/04/06
Keep your children safe - and stationary - by attaching "cinderblock technology" to their tiny feet. Baby No Grab and Baby No Speak come with the package!

Home Purchasing ClubEpisode 3
One Size Fits All -12/11/06
Appropriate for breakfast, lunch, dinner and sleep, these one-piece garments are perfect for aging citizens. If life has become a beauty pageant of one, then why not live comfortably?

Episode 4
Home Health Roundup -12/18/06
Outsourced from foreign countries, HPC's grass-fed human livers have never processed red meat or alcohol. Order one fresh - and on demand!

Episode 5
Jewelry Showcase - 01/01/06
Hip Hop stars have nothing on this bling: The one pound faux pearl necklace (and matching ring). You'll be the center of attention!

Episode 6
Tool Shack - 01/08/06
Engineer and inventor Richard Murphy shows how to effectively handle pests and "kill the little motherf****** at your own pace" with the Bug Hammer.

Episode 7
Chef Jay's Kitchen -01/15/06
Get all the fun and flavor of hot dogs - in a cup! Purchase the Hot Dog Juicer for only $59.99. Included in the package: Chef Jay's Carpeted Pans.