DISNEY bosses are negotiating with the UNITED STATES NAVY to stage the premiere of much-anticipated war epic PEARL HARBOR on a submarine in the bombed port.

Disney masterminds, who have previously staged stunning premieres for CON AIR in Las Vegas, X-MEN on Ellis Island and ARMAGEDDON at the KENNEDY SPACE CENTER in Florida, are optimistic their plans will be granted.

The only obstacle: civilians may have been a distraction when a sub surfaced and sunk a Japanese fishing ship recently. (KL/U/MCM)

Source: WENN